Ugh. Fine, Miss C. I'll go get another case of Mountain Dew. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Any vampire too lazy to extract my blood from me himself doesn't deserve it. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
I get annoyed when people insist on giving me directions orally. I need to look at a map. Just hearing directions is useless, especially after about three turns. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Excellent! They're teaching young children a marketable trade. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
I don't want a tattoo, but if I did have one, it'd probably be inspired by Shardik, another Richard Adams novel. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Nevermind that! We have a causal relationship to prove. To the liquor store! Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Push daggers are specifically forbidden? I didn't know that. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
It's weird and possibly socially awkward on Christmas morning, but there's nothing wrong with spending your own money on the things that you want. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Of the skill of Toledo's swordsmiths I have no doubt. I wrote "allegedly" because I could find no verification of the claim about its origin. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)