Indeed, the internet long predates the WWW and some of those old tools are still useful. I remember using Gopher. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.
I would definitely see a Conan the Barbarian movie. A movie version of L. Sprague de Camp's novel Conan of the Isles would be appropriate, given Schwarzenegger's age.
Oh, good! There's nothing to worry about here.