One day, back in high school, a girl mockingly asked me, "Is that a calculator in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" I promptly pulled a calculator out of my pocket.
I great idea for the show that I saw on X: Peggy should return from Saudi Arabia speaking perfect Arabic, but is still comically bad at speaking Spanish.
I'll fix the errors. Thank you for pointing them out.
Now that's a great opening line.