I find this version of Cat Woman much sexier than the g-string T&A comic book ladies we have seen so much of lately. Note to comic book artists -A woman can be sexy with her clothes on.

How do you spell that noise when you retch?

What's wrong with getting something for nothing? Rich people do it all the time. In fact that's how many of them got rich in the first place.

Is this part of a religious order? Is this a job you get paid for? Is it like being a nun or a monk? Otherwise I don't understand the point. Any Albanians out there to enlighten the rest of us?

Thanks for making me smile at the end of a long day.

This is how the world will end. Two nuclear cooling towers and 3 smoking craters.

Thanks for ruining my childhood memories of Hello Kitty, barf!

New show, Homeless Folks with Amazing Talents! Showcasing singers, musicians and performers looking to get off the street.

Jesus in hotpants, what is the world coming to?

What is wrong with this? It looks like it would taste better than pork rinds. I would try it right now.

Emergengy Room Dr, "Explain to me how you poked out your two year old's eye".

A revolver can be cocked and fired with one hand. Plus they can hold 6 bullets without having to reload. So I don't see the point of this. This gun fires 1 bullet that has to be fed individually. You need both hands to reload. No doubt the invention of someone with no battlefield experience.

Only ladies wear forrest green cowl neck sweaters.

Scientist man says, "I'm simply going to take a core sample to count the rings. It won't hurt the tree at all. Now the chain saw, that might cause a problem." Typical human hubris. "I will lay waste to whatever I choose, so I can write a paper about it."