I need to actually watch Contact in its entirety

heh

Good god, im not gonna lie thats insane talent. One of those videos that comes along rarely and you sit back and go "this person makes me feel like an idiot". And i mean that in a good way, I'm always humbled and inspired by people who are way more talented than me. Here is another video example of someone who makes me feel extremely stupid/untalented. (But I actually love it)

das kinda neat doe

dang i never knew what tutti frutti was, i kinda wanna try that

that being said, Heather Locklear is a snack

I duno, I'm of two minds on the topic of dementia. My grandmother just turned 90 and she has late stage dementia. I'll just say this - sometimes it doesn't help to help people, but it feels good even when it doesn't help. And sometimes it actually does help. I know that sounds like a really weird statement. But I'm weird like that.

This is gonna sound crazy, but if you see Ketchup No Salt Added at the grocery, try it. If you're a huge salt person, you may not like it. But as a person that's not hung up on salt, it's got an interesting taste. I duno, it's pretty good.

news at 11

australia mate!

Looks as though it was served after it had cooled down, that's about as invalid as you can get for a bacon tasting test. Everyone knows bacon isn't quite the same after it cools down. Also you can cook bacon slightly less to make it tastier and less hard to chew. Kinda like how steak is typically taken as Medium Rare instead of Well done. Or hamburgers. Just saying.

In Soviet Russia...

red jeep is gonna have a bad day

garlic is the bomb, everyone knows that

>implying the future is space cities and unicorn milk and buddhism instead of 10 billion poor people doing poor people things