neato

nice

our best invention since the croissant

One of the golden lessons I've learned living in an apartment complex: put as little as humanly possible down the drains. Your duplicitous neighbors are already dumping god knows what. Don't feed to the problem. Your landlord will appreciate it.

this is eerily a lot like a Louisiana Goodbye after Thanksgiving dinner

neato

any story coming out of brazil i automatically believe it

shocking

Imagine getting on an airplane

oh wow its all my favorite things all in one video

My job is I go door to door offering people crack cocaine. What I do is not immoral because I'm not the one doing the crack - the customer is.

sheeesh

thats neat

oh wow

ya thats amazing