Forget that noise. The ladies that cut hair near me, i like when they talk to me when they cut my hair theyre super sweet. I even bought them a king cake this year. Not talking to the person cutting your hair? Not-gonna-be-me. That being said, I'm not the biggest morning person. I'm not a fan of people who say Good Morning to everyone and expect everyone to say Good Morning back at the exact same volume and cadence as they did. Now if I can get a Silent Mode for "Good Morning People", I'll sign up for that.