"What the Kale!" or "Kale if I know"

A trainer exterminate for young pubescent Daleks

Keep calm and fly casual. XL grey Adult

A steampunk Flowbee (vacuum hair cutting devise as seen on TV)

Keep calm and fly casual. XL grey Adult

An early 1980's brick cell phone anchor for your car dash.

Another Castle, Navy xlg

An unfunny slide whistle for real squares.

Another Castle, Navy xlg

An early prototype of a future self propelled boomerang that ran on kinetic energy. Just vigorously run the slider on the track and then be amazed!

Another Castle, Navy xlg

Co2 powered loose tooth extractor. Tie string to tooth and other end to propulsion and voila!

Another Castle, Navy xlg

Crocodile Dundee's boomerang balace.

Mutant Academy, Navy LG

A mandolin slicer for those baby carrots.

Mutant Academy, Navy LG

A train track set for poor children who can't afford more than one track.

Mutant Academy, Navy LG

Captain Hook's bubble wand attachment

Keep calm and fly casual, XL Black

A bubble wand for prison inmates who don't want to appear like a sissy.

Keep calm and fly casual, XL Black

An archaic caveman stone booking tool before the late great great great (ect) Egyptian grandson Fiskars invented a better method of cutting papyrus that his sister made on rainy days.

Stay Calm and fly casual. XL Black

Bottom denture for tortosis, standard chompers

Keep calm and fly casual, black xl

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