"You know that carrot we lost? Well I just sat down too quickly and... found it"

And let us not forget the magazine of the apocalypse:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_End_Is_Nigh

I'll second Tinkergirl's nomination of Doktor A (well I would as I spotted him thanks to her fine detective work) and I dug out details of others:

http://tinyurl.com/ybvjnf

His "Mysterious sighting in the Thames!" is a close second but also check out his "Professor Teslastein", "The Automatic Girl", "Autumn Mummy" and "Copperpod" amongst others.

I'm also not in the US either (although I can provide a US shipping address which might qualify me ;) ).