I would have like some of these to have been vetted by experts. The mountain lion one, for example, has a flaw. How is one supposed to get away from said beast if one cannot travel away.
When it happened to me, I charged and it ran away instead. (For the curious, I live on Aliso Creek Trail.)
For once, these are beyond silly. My friends always eat at the same restaurant, repeating famous (usually funny) quotes. As for kissing in the rain, there are many places where people take it in stride. On the other hand, a close embrace any place but level ground is foolhardy.
While your observation is accurate, it holds no useful content. I only states the obvious. This is like telling the world that coconuts cannot be made into radios.
(Disclaimer: although the above facts are all true, the author of this article takes no responsibility for any money, either won or lost, on any future bar bets.)
My grandfather had pernicious anemia (which, yes, has been passed along). It allowed him extra rations of red meat during the war. My mother says her parent's dinner parties back then were epicly attended. These days, my kin and I just take extra vitamins.
When it happened to me, I charged and it ran away instead. (For the curious, I live on Aliso Creek Trail.)
Thank-you.