To expand on your exceptions, all that is needed is the addition of an adjective or the conversion of the word to an adjective. "I got laid low last night."; "I was anti-sober last night." Or maybe, "I was so pissed last night that I got pissed and pissed away an entire paycheck just before getting arrested for pumping raw sewage,"

As if a car’s metal body is not a faraday cage already. Will leave it to someone else to discuss grounding vs. isolation.

They are good.
My favorite Mongolian band are these talented youngsters: OTYKEN - STORM (Official Music Video) (youtube.com)

If I was any closer, I would love to volunteer to keep the mechanism working.

Search online for the version of "Jolene" that is on a 45 played at 33 rpm. You will thank me later.

So, Corona is our problem because we are not nice enough.

I have healed people by the judicious laying on of hands. Please try it for yourself. Not magic needed.

A modern router with WiFi 6 will cover a footprint of about 5,000 square feet. These can be rented from most ISPs for $10 per month. Many times they will upgrade you for free. The classic way to extend WiFi is to punch a hole in the bottom of a Pringles can and place it around one of the antennas. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cantenna

OK, I waited long enough for someone to post this first: 'Why so serious?"

At 16 seconds per trip (assuming no extra time for getting out of the way, Miss C) 40 people will need 11 minutes to evacuate. A stairway might be faster.

Great article. Thanks for linking.

Rattlesnakes are great! As a herded food source, no way. Feel free to call me out in ten years, but this is joke article.

I am not sure which of these makes me smile harder: Scaling up something artisanal or someone bilking investor over it.

The simplest way to reduce the effects of too much salt is to drink a lot. As far as salt expulsion is concerned, it does not much matter what is being drunken. Given that this is St. Patrick's Day, I expect that many of us will be drunken.