This is why I come here.

Would someone please force airlines to make seats for full grown adult males?

Anyone who buys a Rolls for looks is an idiot. That is why there are Bentleys. What about the Avanti? Then there is the Volkswagen Thing. AMC deserves a class by itself. How did the Pacer miss the list? I would include the 1980 Cadillac Seville just for its rear end.

I am sorry, but that plate did not make those waffles.

Flour, yeast, water. Hoard what is important

While we are talking cycles, pomegranates ripen very late. In Southern California, the tradition is to pick them between Halloween and Thanksgiving. Since they store well, they can be a treat well into winter, hence their use in the myth.

In order to average 30 mph, the complete two mile trip needs to take 4 minutes. However, the first mile took 4 minutes all by itself. Distance divided by speed equals time. 15 mph is .25 miles per minute. 30 mph is .5 miles per minute. 1 divided by .25 is 4. 2 divided by .5 is 4.

Automatic coffee makers are one of the main causes of house fires. Many cities have tried to ban them.

Or, you could use Amazon Wardrobe, order as many pairs as you want and return the wrong one within a week.

... and good to see the comment counts are working again.

Neatorama moved out of California for pretty much the same reasons.

Many fruits are poisonous to mammals, but are harmless to birds.

I think the artist is a fan of Myst.

After a vacation, I would return to that sort of thing, for ten minutes. Immediately followed by a long nap.