I have not read all of the paradoxes (or is that paradice?), but the ones I did read were solved with the invention of calculus.

This seems to be a theme. Perhaps they are being assimilated into the watermelon collective.

http://www.neatorama.com/2012/10/22/Produce-So-Good-That-Resistance-is-Futile/

I always thought the reason it worked was that it was a way to get women to drink more fluids. The easiest way to prevent UTIs is to drink enough water so that one urinates every couple of hours.

Now they need to do something about Yelp crews that threaten businesses with bad reviews if they do not get free stuff.

Look up Kysa Braswell if you want to read about the queen (well, in reality the king) of Internet hoaxes. Then there was that monk in San Francisco who only lived on the Usenet cats groups.

If they had a trivia contest, I would drain them dry. If I could phone a friend, the city would have Coke for life.

While we are at it, Alex, how about a Neatorama Trivia Contest?

Is it a first world problem if I complain that the video started as soon as I loaded the page?

Rattlesnake tastes sort of like frog legs without the fishy overtones. Comparing it to everyday fare, more like chicken than pork. The ones I ate were wild caught, marinated and grilled. Yes, I would eat it again.

Domesticated rabbit, by the way, is pretty tasteless. The Jalapeno would be a necessity.

I want to know where he was taking the water bottles.

If done well, scapegoating and confiscation can supply a dictator with funds for an entire life (Isabella). If done wrong, the ruler will fail when the persecuted are gone (Pol Pot).

There are those of us who think of Spain's Golden Age as ending with Isabella, not starting with her.

The Purveyors links at the bottom of the Museum Shop page are equally delightful. Thank-you.
http://www.zymoglyphic.org/shop.html

Laughed out loud! Really. (Which is why I did not use LOL.) Great find. Our nation is in good hands.