They should have called Tom Cruise and Rebecca De Mornay. They know how to get an ocean-soaked Porsche repaired.

The "photo-selector" feature is really neat. Good work!

So, it is OK for the zoo to use elephants to charge admission fees but not OK for the traveling show?

As appealing as this is, a simple baton with a side handle is almost as effective without the disadvantage of getting stuck inside your opponent while strapped to your arm.

I used to live on Surrender Ave, however the strangest I have come across in recent times is the Spankme Building in San Mateo. It currently houses a children's language school.

As soon as something like this is available from the Neatoshop, I am buying it!

Apples do not fall far from the tree.

In ancient Roman religion and mythology, Janus (Latin: Ianus) is the god of beginnings and transitions,[1] thence also of gates, doors, doorways, endings and time. He is usually a two-faced god since he looks to the future and the past. The month of January was named in honor of Janus by the Romans.

This has nothing to do with Diana.

Or, as we Americans like to call Canadian Thanksgiving: Good On You! Talk to you tomorrow.

Does Ms. Hart know that she is a Neato-favorite?

Check out her Youtube channel for more math inspired Thanksgiving food.

I give anyone three nights in that bed and then they are on the floor.

There is no chance that Hostess' brand names will die. This is merely a stunt for the union members to raid the retirement fund and the managers to steal the company from the owners.

In Galesburg, Ill, I was finding Coke machines that dispensed for a nickel well into the Sixties.

So much fail. I wonder which publisher needed the extra publicity that this sort of crap provides.

Excellent find. Well, for those of use who remember Bill gates paying $25 million for the commercial right to "Start Me Up".