Neatest thing I have seen all week, maybe two. Thanks.

While I was delivering papers at 11, the infrastructure for that is no longer available. My suggestion is that he help neighbors with yard work for minimum wage. $4 per hour goes to the neighbor he owes and he keeps the rest. Debt is paid after 25 hours of labor. of course, the likelihood of that sort of kid actually doing and real work is very slim.

I liked the way the cat looked up when the dominos stopped, begging for them to get started again.

"What If" is pretty neat, but only in small doses. I tried to read all of them and got lost. Not on the physics or math. On the whiplash assumptions he needs to make the questions answerable.

I was relieved to read that the trees were planted. While palm trees grow wild in these parts, I did not think they did in England.

The implication for cloud seeding are enormous.

Do not move to the US! The people eat your babies and force you to work for sandwitches made with Wonderbread.

It was frustrating when European paper would not feed into US copiers.

I liked that the person standing in the middle of a road thought a driver using said road was a "dickhead".

A library is like a blind date in the first place. Just because you take out a book, does not mean you have to spend the night with it.

As someone who gets paid to sit on hold for clients, I have developed a few techniques. The first is to get a portable phone with a headset. The second is to save laundry folding until I am on hold. The third is to find a website with neat articles that can be read in 60 to 90 seconds.

Any woman who would be willing to risk the comment "it's bigger on the inside." Is alright in my book.