Is there anything beer cannot fix?

If this actually works someday (and that is a big IF), I will buy one and go into the swimming pool demolition business. Right now it takes a horrendous amount of machinery to remove an in ground pool.

The word "painstakingly" anthropomophises the subject and implies a lack of rigor in the researcher.

The buying public appears to agree with marishka. The bids were low and some did not sell at all.

PlasmaGryphon is right again. This is a false dichotomy. The best flavor is achieved by grilling over wood cowboy-style. The easiest is in your oven. Anything else is a compromise between the two.

And while I am at it, there is a moderrn Russian beverage called Kvaas. It is made in a similar manner.

From the description, the malt was turned into vinegar instead of alcohol. I have a hard time believing that professional brewers were involved.

Having just been on four flights that were obviously staffed with high seniority stewardesses, I can testify that at lest two of them could not fit down the aisle much less out the emergency exit.

Riding the Purple Chicken

Rock band or drug slang?

Fricken genius!

As Bill Cosby Ph.D. once said, "All children are brain damaged."

This is why I send regrets to all formal invitation.

I was offered a job at IBM via telegram. The only one I have ever received. I would like the last telegram to be important rather than poignant. Perhaps announcing the end of some war or the discovery of some cure.