From the description, the malt was turned into vinegar instead of alcohol. I have a hard time believing that professional brewers were involved.

Having just been on four flights that were obviously staffed with high seniority stewardesses, I can testify that at lest two of them could not fit down the aisle much less out the emergency exit.

Riding the Purple Chicken

Rock band or drug slang?

Fricken genius!

As Bill Cosby Ph.D. once said, "All children are brain damaged."

This is why I send regrets to all formal invitation.

I was offered a job at IBM via telegram. The only one I have ever received. I would like the last telegram to be important rather than poignant. Perhaps announcing the end of some war or the discovery of some cure.

Is this really neat enough to warrant posting here? The woman was going after her dream and crash landed on a softball question. I have nothing but sympathy for her.

Blow and Dry, if an attacker does not completely surrender, then there are many places where it is legal to continue to use deadly force once the attacker initiated deadly force.

If it were a coyote, I would say that the canine was trying to lure a sheep into a place where the rest of the pack could surround and slaughter it.

In summary: cook your steak any way you wish. Just be sure to use an instant read thermometer to figure out when it is done.

Tang is great! These days I substitute instant Gatorade because, well ...

While it sounds like fun, that style hot tub is horrid. The inflatable sides are so flimsy that leaning on them the wrong way will spill the water. There are no seats so one has to sit at a right angle or kneel on hard ground. Oh, and with more than three people, there is no place to put your legs except on top of someone else's.

Yep. Libraries are missing out on a great income stream with that "No Food or Drink" policy.