That is one heck of a class action suit. California law is pretty clear about this sort of thing. The cheerleaders will not qualify as independent contractors, so they must be treated as employees.
I disagree with two of these. First, since a buddy of mine created insanely large, staggeringly fast (for the time) data storage for the movies, extra rendering time equals dollars in his pocket. As for the scorpion kick, worth every minute. Carrie Ann Moss picked up Matrix Reloaded on her back and carried it home.
There is a corollary experiment that needs to be performed: bringing the non-decomposing leaf litter to a laboratory to have non-contaminated decomposers try to work on it. If that goes badly, we might truly be in for a disaster.
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