Has anyone ever slept the night in a hammock? I really want to know. The few times I have been in one, I could not stand it!

One of his best.

If any of you want to spend $45,000 on a beer brewing setup, I will install it, train you and even make the first ten batches for you. (pocketing $35,000 in the process)

So much better than the way my departed parents gained permanent remembrance.

Serves him right for using a wire hanger!

I've known a couple of people with these conditions: Immunity to pain and eidetic memory. Both try to hide it so they fit in. Kind of like having a secret identity. Neither use it for anything super. For example, the guy with a perfect memory makes some money on the side buying undervalued motorcycles and reselling them.

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious."

Miss C and Alex?

Neatorama - The Chubby Penguin of the Internet.

This is an epic tag line. Let us spread it far and wide.

She was fantastic, near perfect in many ways. However, she taught first grade and spoke to me like I was a six-year-old.

Best of the latest batch. Nice double twist.

Thank-you.

This is not bragging.

My private office is 2,400 sq ft. It has a pool, a jacuzzi and a full kitchen (always stocked with my favorite foods). Next door there is a playground with a soccer field, adult swing-set, but no basketball ( I squelched that). Unlike most high-end offices, I have full control of the HVAC and a private room for adult activities.

It is my house.