Want to be a multimillionaire when you retire? Buy some worthless land outside of LA. Plant date palms and provide them with a bit of water. In 40 years, each tree will be worth $50,000 and the date harvest will pay for the mortgage and water for the last 30 years.
I solved a similar problem (handles too short) with household cleaning tools (brooms, mops, etc.) by buying from janitorial supply houses. I applaude people who capitalize on a niche market.
I had the pleasure of seeing Lewis in "Damn Yankees" on his 70th birthday. He still had it! He broke the fourth wall with a fall-out-of my-seat vaudeville routine and showed a range of broad range of emotion completely befitting an manipulative and vengeful Devil.
I hope someone can get Marc Martel to comment on the study.