i need the new bathroom reader to feed my brain the random facts it requires to remain happy and nourished. i've read them since i was a wee -ing child.
i can just imagine this cart hitting the curb pulling in to their parking spot too fast and everybody going into the bushes jackass-style... awesome!!! i wanna do some donuts in this monster cart!
wow- i thought it was bad when people brought their kids to the bar- even change their crappy diaper on the bar tables. this really takes the [urinal] cake. stupid people and their kids are taking over the planet!