I thought the oldest song was Aesop's 'What Does the Fox Say?'

My daughter said, "it's mostly high fructose corn syrup. So when you think about it, it's actually corn!"

My daughter was playing in the sand at a park one day when she was maybe 3 when she suddenly announced, "talking is how one brain connects to another." An old woman sitting next to me on the bench said, "she is going to be philosopher."

I'm surprised the French don't have better underpants.

Spock plays one of those

"The very best way of making the hair grow is to rub paraffin into the roots, but of course you must be very careful afterwards not to go near a fire or light of any kind."

-The Girl's Own Annual (1903)
http://www.neatorama.com/2013/08/29/Beauty-Secrets-from-the-Good-Old-Days/

omg that is going to short circuit my brain, watching some of James Bond's traditional foes singing his theme song.

Aaaaaand STAY out!

That's like this

I was working on a long magazine article about a science fiction film for the visual effects trade press.

It's amazing that they were lion so blatantly.

That's pretty awesome. The photo looks like it needs to be flopped left/right.

You are forbidden from younging in order to join a library.