Dropped Flux Capacitor.

A.S.A.P.F. - Large

1. Kisai Rogue Touch Pocket Watch LED Watch (Green)
2. Eskimo Pi - Large
3. Mad Hatter - Pill Box

$250,000 Military Pencil Sharpeners.

Look Out Schrodinger's Cat, It's a Trap!
Large

Self-Opening Cans of Soup.

A.S.A.P.F.
large

It's a "Poor Man's Discombobulator".

A.S.A.P.F.
large

Is a device to make your worm or worms more rigid.
You put the floppy cylindrical worm in one side, pull him through, and he is transformed into
a square-bodied worm worthy of nail status.

Look Out Schrodinger's Cat, It's a Trap!
Large
Chocolate

It does appear to be an "Antique-Vintage Unusual Brass Wall Mount Padlock-Pool Cue Lock?..." possibly from the Eagle lock co.

"Twinkie Restraint"

Comma Sutra
Large
Royal blue

What my post office will rent you for $50 a year to store your mail in...

Comma Sutra
Large
Royal blue

Approximately a buck-fifty in brass.

Higgs Boson Sherlock Holmes
Large
Chocolate

"Snake-Secure". For carryon needs......TSA semi-approved.

Look Out Schroedinger's Cat, It's a Trap!
Large
Chocolate

The "One Cup At A Time" moonshine still.
(Good to the last drop) ;)

Schrodinger's Bet
Large
Chocolate

Window framing brace.

Look Out Schrodinger’s Cat…
Large
Chocolate

Quadruple dowsing rod system.

Look Out Schrodinger's Cat...
Large
Chocolate

Well, one of these promo boxes has to be a trap...
Going with that, I will go with this list:

1. Dirt, real or artificial.
2. Small shovel.
3. A Mandrake root !
4. No earplugs.....listen to it scream, baby, listen to it scream !!!

if you use some sort of protection, and make it through this, I would like the following as a prize:

The Eleventh Doctor (with Cowboy Hat) - Doctor Who Action Figure