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Do you need to shave your legs, ladies ? Both of them !? Quickly ? Well, do them both in half the time, (which equals one-fourth of the time! ), with Professor Smooth's double-blade, 1 handle, adjustable width, "Double-Stemmer Stubble-Trimmer" ! (is also "Amish-tested, Amish-approved" , just ask Gretchen!!!).

Love Cthulhu II
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Rehab For Springs.
Know a spring that's in a downward spiral ? That can't curb their twisting and turning, debauched behavior ? A short time in this unit will put your beloved spring back on the straight and narrow.

Where The Old Gods Are
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Black & Decker "E-Z Axe".
Every back swing produces spin in the sharp, rotating wheel, letting you chop wood with ease !!!

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