Time to Pump you up!
This is a first generation Push-Up grip! It includes Elevated position. Allows greater range of motion for strengthening chest, triceps and shoulders. Ergonomic design for less stress on wrists. Wide, stable bases, Balanced, removable for easy transport, contoured grips.
Let's get ripped baby!

Blinded Me with Science XXL in Black

1. Stencil Black+Blue
2. Science Ruined Dinosaurs XL Black
3. Zombie Bottle Opener

It is a Paindora Charm Bracelet, it is from their Big Burly Man Collection, you can order extra charms which represent your achievements as a warrior, such as severed heads, bladed weapons and tokens of the spoils of war

Tatooinian Gothic in 2XL Black

My wife runs a salon, I saw one of those in the back, it is for nails, you know drying your nails, now they have UV light ones that dry them quick. The call it a Polymethyl methacrylate acrylics Dryer. It is made by the crown corporation.

I Survived The Mayan Apocalypse in Black 2XL

This would be an Vespa Tire Jack, so when you get stuck on the road with a flat tire on your vespa, this allows you to single handly chage you tire, you know that spare tire you keep on the back of the vespa under you pizza delivy box.

Zombie Slayer Association XL Royal Blue