Of COURSE!! I had totally forgotten about Chicken in a Biskit. I used to get it at the local Cumberland Farms when I was in college. Meat crackers still seem bizarre to me. So, today, I came across 7-Eleven's Hot Dog Chips! No meat in them either, just hot dog "seasonings."
No thank you.
It's great that you spend time with your father like that. Does he grok what you do here?