obligatory "that's no moon...!" goes here.

the pup has heart.

and I'm not tearing up, my face is leaking.

The creator implied "You have too much money and not enough common sense, please feel free to fix the first problem with my product."

Science FTW!

Because Lucas is a hack and made everything up as he went along?

I'm sure they know the number because they were bought in bulk. I'm also assuming they're sugar pills or the like... or hand filled whit dirt or something.

I think he should be an example to the elderly and go first.. *eyerolls*

Over a thousand pounds? What happened to being humble and pious?

But then again the Pope does sit on a literal gold throne and tell the world to be humble..

www.thisiswhyyou'refat.com

Bless her. Bless Hospice. I could not do what they do, emotionally.

Hospice allowed my grandmother to die in her own home, painlessly and surrounded by people who loved her. I can not tell anyone how much that's meant to me. Thank you, Hospice.

Whining over a tiny bit of food... aren't first world problems grand?