West Side Story:The Next Generation gets mixed reviews. The music was lacking, but the fight between the Jets and the Sharks was worth the price of the ticket alone.

I was late for a lot of things when I lived in NYC for just this reason. I lost 3 hours listening to a zhonghu player that was absolutely enchanting.

I'm awaiting her new song about their messy break up ...

It's a Moel's Aid. Slip the tip in the round bit, press down on the handle and snip the bits that squish out. I just wonder if they make one for left handed people ...

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The prototype for Lord James Hensonworth's Hand Powered Mandibulating Muppetaster. Sing along with me - "C is for Crumpet. I'll have one with my tea. C is for Crumpet. I'll have one with my tea ... Crumpet, crumpet, crumpet starts with C."

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It's a corn-nut decobber. Just place the mouth around one end of a cob of corn-nut, grasp the handles and after about 15 minutes worth of sweating and cussing, you've got farm fresh corn-nuts.

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Bolt action flashlight for your keychain. And now I want one.

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This is the Feral Kid's first attempt at the bladed boomerang.

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Holy crap! You guys found Weierstrass's Circlesquarematron. Boy is that gonna tick off a lotta math majors ...

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It's one of them ole time hand powered circular saws ...

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It's a silencer for shooting around corners

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