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"I have been a happy man ever since January 1, 1990, when I no longer had an email address"

Alex

I'm no computer programmer, but even I know that Stanford computer scientist Donald Knuth is legendary. And now, thanks to his view on email, I'm proud to count him as one of my heroes.

Here's Donald Knuth's awesome relationship to email, which he explained in his website under an article titled Knuth versus Email:

I have been a happy man ever since January 1, 1990, when I no longer had an email address. I'd used email since about 1975, and it seems to me that 15 years of email is plenty for one lifetime.

Email is a wonderful thing for people whose role in life is to be on top of things. But not for me; my role is to be on the bottom of things. What I do takes long hours of studying and uninterruptible concentration. I try to learn certain areas of computer science exhaustively; then I try to digest that knowledge into a form that is accessible to people who don't have time for such study.

If you want to communicate with Knuth, you'd have to do so by snail mail, which he will read and perhaps respond to in about three months:

On the other hand, I need to communicate with thousands of people all over the world as I write my books. I also want to be responsive to the people who read those books and have questions or comments. My goal is to do this communication efficiently, in batch mode --- like, one day every three months.

Hate snail mail? There's the fax machine, but Knuth added, "be warned that I look at incoming fax mail last, perhaps only once every six months instead of three."

Email, that form of electronic communication, has unfortunately become a public to-do list that anyone can add to. Perhaps Umberto Eco has the best perspective on email when he said, "I don't even have an e-mail address. I have reached an age where my main purpose is not to receive messages."

See also: Alphabet of Computing | Fun and Unusual Units of Measurements (where Knuth coined the unusual measurements of potrzebie and whatmeworry).


Derpy Dash My Little Pony Reversible Backpack

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Derpy Dash - My Little Pony Reversible Backpack

Happy Derpy Day, everyone! Celebrate Derpy Day by eating muffins, wearing gray, making derpy eyes and checking out this excellent 15 Great Derpy Hooves Crafts post by John.

Or mark Derpy Day with this neat Derpy Dash reversible backpack from the NeatoShop. It's like two backpacks in one. It features Derpy Hooves on one side and Rainbow Dash on another. Two sided backpack? How does it work? Let's just say backpack is magic.

View more My Little Pony merch from the NeatoShop.


Where's Bilbo Baggins Now?

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Tired of the boring life at the Shire, Bilbo decided to move to the big city and try his hand at academia. Or perhaps squash. Via imgur.


Stages of Life as Told on T-Shirts

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Since you guys know that we carry awesome funny t-shirts over at the NeatoShop, you know that this fate as illustrated by Caldwell Tanner in the comic panel "Tee Shirts from Every Stage of Your Life" for College Humor will never befall you, amirite?


This is How One Mom Turned Hateful Words Said To Her Adopted Daughters Into a Powerful Message of Compassion

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Illustrator and photographer Kim Kelley-Wagner of Words Written in Crayon adopted two daughters from China, and noticed that people sometimes say certain things to her daughters.

Kelly-Wagner tried to explain to her daughters that "people do not say these things to be mean, they say them out of ignorance." So she decided to embark on a photography project "Things said to or about my adopted daughters" to show how words can hurt. As Kelly-Wagner said, "Words are powerful, they can become tools or weapons, choose to use them wisely."

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Don Plumber

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Don Plumber by louisros

NeatoShop artist louisros has got a T-shirt offer you can't refuse! Check out louisros' Facebook page then head on over to his NeatoShop for more awesome designs:

Yodaling Father Brain Scooter Bear You Got The Mask

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Service and Repair Manuals

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ED209 Service and Repair Manual by adho1982

Who knew that repair manuals could be so fashionable? NeatoShop artist adho1982's Service and Repair Manual series will turn you from a techno geek to a chic techno geek.

Go ahead and check out adho1982's official Facebook page then visit his NeatoShop to get some. You have 20 seconds to comply.

Swordfish Tumbler Cylon Raider Warthog
       
Time Travel Serenity Power Loader Viper

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Face Hug

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Face Hug by Olipop

Bring back this T-shirt. Priority One. All other priorities rescinded. This design by NeatoShop artist Olipop is truly out of this world.

Check out Olipop's Facebook then head on over to his NeatoShop for more neat and geeky designs:

Appetite for Protection Rebelstein Kiss Tristram Underground Assassin's Major League

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Are you a professional illustrator or T-shirt designer? Let's chat! Sell your designs on the NeatoShop and get featured in front of tons of potential new fans on Neatorama!


Joker Ball

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Joker Ball by Theduc

Wonder how the Joker got that scar? Take a swing. NeatoShop artist Theduc hit a homerun with this fantastic design.

Check out Theduc's official website then visit his NeatoShop for more awesome designs:

My Neighbor Rider Electro God of Thunder Eat Different Alzheimer

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Are you a professional illustrator or T-shirt designer? Let's chat! Sell your designs on the NeatoShop and get featured in front of tons of potential new fans on Neatorama!


Alice in Zombieland

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Alice in Zombieland by Warbucks Design

Sometimes Warbucks Design came up with as many as six impossibly awesome designs before breakfast. Like this one, for example: Alice in Zombieland available from the NeatoShop.

Curioser and curioser about more neat and geeky shirts? Check out Warbucks Design's Facebook page, then visit his NeatoShop for more tee designs that are to die for:

Highly Illogical Timmy's Shadow You're a Zombie, Chuck! Heisenbeagle

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Bounty Hunter

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Dick Fett by Chema Bola8

Hunting for a cool T-shirt to wear (because, you know, you're no good to us naked)? Chema Bola8 delivers with this mash up shirt featuring your favorite Bounty Hunter.

Check out Chema Bola8's official website, Facebook and deviantART page then visit his NeatoShop for more geeky Tees:

Geeks in the Rain Always Remember Turtle Flag Bamfperture

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Are you a professional illustrator or T-shirt designer? Let's chat! Sell your designs on the NeatoShop and get featured in front of tons of potential new fans on Neatorama!


In The Face

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In The Face by Aniforce

There's no meteorite crash landing nearby, but know that you are the chosen one ... chosen to wear this neat-o shirt by NeatoShop artists Aniforce, part of his loveable "Nintenderp" design collection.

Visit Aniforce's official website, deviantArt page, and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more cute and geeky designs:

Massive Bro Fist Gunna Catch Em All A Link Between Two Derps LEMONS!

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Are you a professional illustrator or T-shirt designer? Let's chat! Sell your designs on the NeatoShop and get featured in front of tons of potential new fans on Neatorama!


Rising King

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Rising King by ddjvigo

It wasn't an earthquake, it wasn't a typhoon ... because what's really happening is that you're hiding something out there: a fantastic T-shirt design by NeatoShop artist ddjvigo.

Visit ddjvigo over at his Facebook page, then head on over to his NeatoShop. If you love kaijus and monsters, you can't go wrong with these fanastic designs by ddjvigo:

King of All Kaijus Kaiju Great Old One Old Kaiju Festival

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Are you a professional illustrator or T-shirt designer? Let's chat! Sell your designs on the NeatoShop and get featured in front of tons of potential new fans on Neatorama!


Monster From Outer Space

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Monster From Outer Space by Piercek25

Why not Monster From Outer Space? If you don't get this geeky design from Piercek25, it'll be toe-tappingly tragic.

Visit Piercek25's Facebook page, then check out his NeatoShop for more awesome T-shirt designs. Your purchase helps support indie artists as well as this blog, so get something, whydontcha?

Remember Remember Kill All Humans Grass is Always Greener Giant Protector

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Are you a professional illustrator or T-shirt designer? Let's chat! Sell your designs on the NeatoShop and get featured in front of tons of potential new fans on Neatorama!


The Sunnyside Redemption

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The Sunnyside Redemption by Punksthetic

And now, a T-shirt so great that it's worth tunneling through prison for.

Punksthetic is a man who knows how to get things, to locate certain things from time to time. Things like awesome T-shirt designs below. Visit Punksthetic's Facebook page, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more:

To Catch A Book Thief Best Friends The Man Who Framed Me Galaxy

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