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Iron Droid

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Iron Droid by Mike Jacobsen

The Iron Droid might not know a power socket from a computer terminal, but it sure knows a cool paint job! That must be the Mark 3 (PO) suit that Mike Jacobsen just designed.

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Supreme Court Hasn't Yet "Gotten to Email"

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Photo: Steve Petteway, Collection of the Supreme Court of the United States - via Wikipedia

Many of the justices of the Supreme Court of the United States - the final interpreter of federal constitutional law and all 'round smart people who may one day decide cases over Internet privacy issues and NSA surveillance - have not yet "gotten to email."

That's what Justice Elena Kagan, who at 53 is the youngest member of the Court, revealed:

When asked whether the justices email each other, Kagan said things are the same as when she clerked for the late Justice Thurgood Marshall three decades ago. She says justices write memos, which are then printed out on ivory paper that looks like it came from the 19th century. The memos are walked around the building by someone called a "chambers aide."

"The justices are not necessarily the most technologically sophisticated people," she said, adding that while clerks email each other, "The court hasn't really 'gotten to' email."

Read more over at Politico


Why Does Ketchup Pour So Slowly? Maybe It's Rodent Fur!

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Good things come to those who wait, Heinz used to say about their ketchup. But in Brazil, the ketchup may be slow pouring for an entirely different reason:

Brazilian health officials have banned a batch of Mexico-made Heinz ketchup, after detecting traces of rodent fur. [...]

The Mexican authorities have launched their own inquiry, and have ordered an inspection of the factory where the batch was produced.

Heinz said the batch was imported to Brazil last year, but had already been taken out of circulation.

Everyone knows that ketchup makes things taste better, even rodent fur! Read the rest over at the BBC - via MSN Now


Why Mobsters and Puns Don't Mix

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Joy Cannon (previously on Neatorama) explains to us why puns and mobsters don't mix, y'know because wiseguys actually aren't all that wise ...


Thieves are Thirsty for The Hoff

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Children of the 80's know that the Hoff is hot, but they might not know that thieves are also hot for him.

As part of their ad campaign for iced coffee, Cumberland Farms created a life-sized cutout sign featuring Baywatch star David Hasselhoff in a tank top holding a cup of iced coffee (dubbed "Iced Hoffee"). According to NBC Bay Area, the company installed the signs in about 570 of their convenience stores in New England and Florida. But in recent weeks, about 550 of the cutouts have been stolen.

Cumberland Farm's brand strategist Kate Ngo said, "We want everyone to enjoy the Hoff. We're flattered by the attention." But she added, "We certainly don't encourage theft at our stores." Theft is common at retail stores, but Ngo acknowledged that the rate of theft of the Hoff campaign is higher than anything they've seen.

Hasselhoff himself was amused by the theft, "The first thing I thought of was that I was in trouble and then I thought, 'Oh good they’re not accusing me of stealing, they’re accusing people of stealing me,'" he said to WHDH-TV in Boston.

Fun and games, however, turned serious when a 36-year-old store clerk in Shelton, Connecticut, was critically injured when he struck by an SUV while trying to prevent theft of the signs. That, we're sure the Hoff would say, is not cool.


Top 3 Most Stylish Comic Book Heroes

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Marvel superheroes have never looked so, well, chic. These oh-so on-trend illustrations are the work of  Peter McNierney - a student at the Fashion Institute of Technology in New York - who was invited by Dolce and Gabbana to give the crime-fighting allstars a rather luxe makeover for Swide, their digital magazine. Each comic hero is wearing duds from the Italian fashion house’s spring / summer 2013 collection. To get your spidey-style senses tingling, here’s the top three most stylish comic book heroes who don’t need designer threads to look cool.

3) Professor X / Professor Charles Xavier

The Look: Oxford Don

Would Wear: Gieves and Hawkes, Norton & Sons, Huntsman

Why?: What he lacks folically he sure makes up for fashionably. This is a guy who ain’t afraid to embrace plaid, tweed, pinstripes and everything in-between – all while rolling along in his wheelchair. Academically-informed with preppy overtones, his style is unashamedly geek chic. The only question is, does he use those telepathic powers to read next season’s trends?

2) Gambit / Remy Etienne Lebau

The Look: Franco Pirate Dandy

Would Wear: A Child of the Jago, John Galliano, and most definitely thrift store remnants

Why?: Given that he looks fresh off a Parisian runway, it’s a no-brainer. The A-line flowing mop and insouciantly hewn 5 o’clock shadow all combine effortlessly with that overcoat and make for a seriously bohemian statement. Plus any guy that can rock a pink bodysuit without a whiff of homoeroticism is doing something right.

1) Batman / Bruce Wayne

The Look: Gothic Noir

Would Wear: E Tatuz, Tom Ford, Armani (actually Christian Bale did in the movies)

Why?: Let’s face it, with the ultra-dapper, lantern jawed Bruce Wayne as an alter-ego, the Caped Crusader was always gonna come up trumps. One part brooding, to two parts suave, dude rocks a tux as dextrously as matte-black vulcanised rubber and no doubt has all of Savile Row on speed dial.

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Velma and Cyclops Lost Their Glasses

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Jinkies! Velma and Cyclops hate it too! We, ahem, see, what cosplayers Matt Rogers (aka Humble Shield) and Zoe did in this clever lil skit.


Court Clerk Fired After Helping Exonerate a Man Wrongfully Convicted of Rape

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In 1984, Robert Nelson was convicted of rape in Kansas City, a crime that he insisted he did not commit, and was sentenced to 50 years. Nelson had requested DNA testings, but the judge denied his motions because they weren't properly done. After serving thirty years behind bars, Nelson was freed when he successfully petitioned to have his DNA tested against the evidence from the case.

That in itself is a case of miscarriage of justice, but, according to MSN Now, the story didn't end there. Turns out, Nelson's latest petition was only successful because it was modeled after a copy of a motion filed in a different case. That motion was provided by Sharon Snyder, who had been working as county clerk for 34 years.

And what did Snyder get for providing a copy of a public document that set free a man wrongfully convicted of rape? She was suspended without pay and then fired (by the same judge that denied Nelson's original motions):

Five days after Nelson was released, Court Administrator Jeffrey Eisenbeis took Snyder into Byrn’s office near closing time and told her the prosecutor and defense attorney “had a problem” with her involvement in the case. She was suspended without pay, ordered to stay out of the courthouse unless she had permission to be there and scheduled to meet with a human resources investigator June 20. [...]

Byrn fired her June 27, telling her she had violated several court rules by providing assistance to Nelson and talking about aspects of the case, even while under seal, to attorneys not involved in the matter.

In an interview with Chris Hayes of MSNBC, Sharon felt that she was being "severely punished" and forced to retire earlier than she'd planned. But, regardless, she said that she would do it again. "I am so happy that he got exonerated on this charge, and felt that would happen or he wouldn't have filed that motion to start out with."


Rich Door, Poor Door

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All men are created equal but some are more equal than others. So it's natural, of course, that they have separate entrances.

Manhattan real-estate developer Extell, which is building a new luxury apartment complex in New York City's tony Upper West Side, wants to take advantage of tax breaks and other building allowance by the city. In order to do that, it needs to set aside affordable housing units for low-income families.

But how does Extell make sure that its rich clientele does not have to rub shoulders with the riffraff? Here's the solution: two separate entrances, one for the rich and another one for the poor.

Needless to say, the developer's plan is drawing fire, as noted by Gawker. Assemblymember Linda B. Rosenthal told West Side Rag, "This 'separate but equal' arrangement is abominable and has no place in the 21st century, let alone on the Upper West Side. A mandatory affordable housing plan is not license to segregate lower-income tenants from those who are well-off. The developer must follow the spirit as well [as] the letter of the law when building affordable housing, and this plan is clearly not what was intended by the community."

Extell, naturally, disagrees. It released a statement to CBS New York defending its plan. "Many factors go into the design of a building including efficiency, cost and financibility, especially when the units are permanently affordable, which is the case here." Extell noted that the affordable housing units are part of a separate entity, which is required by zoning regulations to have its own entrance. It continues, "The goal we will deliver on is filling a neighborhood need by adding high quality affordable residences in a beautiful neighborhood – residences we are confident will attract no shortage of applicants."


Ridiculously Short Soccer Player Optical Illusion

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Photo: Yves Heman/Reuters

At 5' 6", French soccer player Mathieu Valbuena is one of the shortest players in Europe's pro soccer circuit, but the photo above by Reuters photographer Yves Heman sure made him look much, much smaller! How is this even possible?

Via Moillusions


NeatoShop T-Shirt Giveaway Winners

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The Iceman Cometh by Matt Parsons - won by Alejandro Hinojosa Walt and Jesse by Baznet - won by Parth Kothari Jack's Nightmare by Warbucks Design - won by Ashley Eddy Kermits I've Known by Kenny Durkin - won by James Semaj

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The Grumpy Cat Interview

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What happened when Karl Stefanovic, host of Australia's edition of the TODAY show, interviewed Tard the Grumpy Cat?

Wait for it ... wait for it ... *snort* Just look at that cat!


The Last of Us, Simpsonized

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The Last of Springfield


The Last of Springfield Bloater

deviantARTist Raqos Simpsonized the popular zombocalypse video game The Last of Us in these two brilliant panels. Now how what was that tagline again? Oh, now I remember: Beer is the key to survival.

Via Geeks Are Sexy


Did This Vet Do The Right Thing by Saving the Dog Instead of Euthanizing It?

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Benji, a 10-year-old mutt, had a debilitating stroke earlier this year. Its owner, an Australian diplomat in Taipei, Taiwan, took her to a vet and asked that the dog be euthanized to save her needless indignity and suffering.

According to Taipei Times, veterinarian Yang Dong-sheng, took the money but unbeknownst to the owner, decided to save Benji at his own expense. Within weeks, Benji had recovered enough to escape from the doctor's home and was later caught by a dog-catcher who found her wandering on the street.

Benji was then returned to her owner of record, who was shocked to find the dog still alive. He decided to sue the vet for breach of contract. The doctor, on the other hand, claimed that he did nothing wrong.

Enru Lin of the Taipei Times has the full story: Link - via Arbroath

What do you think? Did the vet do the right thing?




Okay, Sir, I'm Going to Make Two Hand Gestures at You Now

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Now THIS is how you flip someone off legally in court!

At issue is some kind of traffic violation, but that's secondary to enjoying the legal brilliance of this attorney who repeatedly flipped the bird in court.

YouTube Link - via Lowering the Bar


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