Drop the mic Neatorama, this is the best post of all time. I don't even know where to begin... this is so fantastic I've never seen so many (positive) F words in one place! The F community thanks you. Unless there is a Falcons vs. Flacco Super Bowl, the next post on TMF will be about Flying Frogs.

This is a great story, other than perhaps the worst sentence in the history of The New York Times: "In time, Mr. Jahnigen said, he hopes to get millions of other balls into the hands of children." #EditorPlease