From my prom experience (boring), they chose wisely. Rock on little rebels! Life is short, make memories that will last. People need to lighten up.

You know what I call lying on the floor of the bathroom on average 3 times a day, cramped and processing ones bowels? A CHRONIC ILLNESS. First World Hobbies.

I was pointing out the absurdity of thinking anything is out there picking and choosing our fates, and how pretentious it is to think
oneself has somehow fell under the good graces of an imaginary sky god with the assumption that some poor sap has somehow not gotten the golden ticket in life. "But for the grace of god goes I" is equivalent to saying "Sucks to be you." It's a snotty egocentric saying. I don't think it was the writers intention to sound that way, but it comes across that way.

You're welcome, colon.

No more waffles John?

I hope it's in a shady spot, I smell sizzling flesh in the sun!

You could make gopher versions for Caddyshack movie night.

Ummm… I would say set out a can of Pringles and a Snickers bar. Then look for the mouse with the tiny Bob Marley T-shirt and flip-flops….

That is bad ass creepy cool beautiful!

Amateur! He only got the short sleeve version. As a women, I have to ask: Don't I deserve better in a pimp?