Thank you for explaining what the hell it is we're looking at. The tree components and their red-scarved companions look like pale, fuzzy turds. The...whatever the hell it is...in the left background looks like Chewbacca dry-humping that column. My kind of aquarium! Where's Troy McClure when you need him?
I understand, and I appreciate the care you obviously take with the composition of your posts. It wasn't so much the 'portrait' issue I was addressing as the photographer's own notion that it was the first photograph, or "light picture". Maybe it was the first HE claimed to know about; but then, where would he have gotten the technology? Or perhaps he meant HIS first light picture. One thing is certain: We'll never know for sure! Thanks for the clarification.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Fox_Talbot