Hmmm, that Chachapoyan fertility idol looks disturbingly like Gary Busey.

Sorry about that. I should've read the previous comment.

He sounds like the same guy who wrote the instructions for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch:

"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Amen.

Never make a skimpy sandwich
Pile the cold cuts high
Customers should see salami
Comin' through the rye

It's going to take up space somewhere all the time. You may save some space in the kitchen when it's down but there is a large space in the room below that you can never use for anything else.

Also, you will literally be eating off the floor.

I downloaded the .gif and extracted the frames. The only thing I can see is that she sort of cracks a little smile when she points to her shield. If that's not it I'm totally at a loss.