It's the tool of the Dread Dragonskinner! Bogeymen of baby dragons, it will come for them in the night unless they keep their scales shiny and tidy and bright--at least that's what dragon mommies say. "Beware the Dread Dragonskinner and his Scale Ripper of, um, Dread!" BOO!

Could be a fire hydrant.

Bender the Robot's Great great great great great great great grandfather. (I may have missed some "greats", but if he advanced as fast as an iPhone, it's probably okay.)

Almost any part of Adagio For Strings works beautifully.

The anthrophobics welcome mat.

And here's one for the boys...http://www.carstache.com/

WOW. I live within walking distance of the Uptown Theater, knew it's rich history,and never had a chance to see the inside. It is a treasure. Over the years several companies have tried to open it up again (one is trying to now, not so successfully)--it always comes down to money. Not nearly enough of it. Maybe this forgotten shrine to Hollywood should ask for a little help from the gods of celluloid? Good publicity AND a tax break? Hollywood eats that stuff up!

Sure, give him back the frigging kidney--then charge him with attemped murder.