Great article about a great man - thanks, Eddie!

The one that is more feudal and mystical is set in the past, the one that is more "evolved" is set in the future...

The one time my vote really counted, what swung the election for my candidate was that he got 2/3's of the women's vote.

You don't realize what a wonderful invention the toilet is until you have to live without one for a decade or two...

But did he ever meet the Mosquitoes?

On rare occasions, the radio would pick up a Honolulu pop music station - I heard the second half of Tomorrow Never Knows on the radio shortly after it came out. It was so different than anything I had ever heard, I thought for a few moments that I had drunk some bad coconut juice. I didn't hear the rest of the album until many years later, but it certainly was revolutionary.

We sold a very similar dressing to Mr. Newman's original dressing at the Winfield General Store where I worked in the early 60's - my Aunt Martha would mix it up in the cellar and I'd bring it in to work with me.

High heels have no place on a farm, or on a desert island - my friend Roy once made me a pair, but I didn't care for them - I gave them to my roommate, a monkey stole her favorite pair...

I still think there was enough room on that board for both of them...

A very under-rated film.

It's funny that Milton Berle - icon of live TV - would be such a flop. I guess time just passed him by.