Necrophiliacs call them craveyards. @rodney_at_large
Team Twaggies's Blog Posts
I like my Saran wrap like my MEN: Clingy. Wait. I think it's the other way around. - @eugem
I think, therefore I am, but I don't know if you think, so I don't know if you are. - @AnnikaSkywalker
We're happy to present a guest illustration today! A cameo appearance by the very talented Bearman, who approached us and asked if he could contribute. We shot over a tweet by one of our favorite authors and a couple days later, this hilarity arrived in our inbox:"Go ahead and piss anywhere. Really." (Every bar men's room ever.) - @derekasaurus
We all know that Thanksgiving is murder on turkeys, but it turns out it can be murder on turkey-eaters too: http://ht.ly/3aTrG - @peta
Is "Bang on de drum all day" a viable career option in today's economy? - @OutOfTheBrew
Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. - @ispeakFemale
Tweeting with this rotary phone takes F.......O.......R........E.......V.......E.......R. @wwwesty
Já que o fim está próximo, deviam proibir qualquer tipo de trabalho pra aproveitarmos bem os últimos dias na Terra. - @fumantepassivo
Translation: Since the End is near, work of any kind should be prohibited, so that we can enjoy our last days on Earth.
My fortune cookie didn't have a fortune in it and now I'm convinced that one day I'm going to die. - @Girl11Eleven
They say if you put your ear up to a Shell gas station, you can hear the BP oil spill in the ocean. - @YourFavWhiteGuy
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