"I just lost a Twitter follower...it's just like when Rome started its decline." @rosa (via @MichaelWann)
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Ociffer. I swear to drunk I'm not God. There's no blood in my alcohol system. That's my stuck and I'm story to it. @TeenDreaming
Life on a farm has gotta be paradise, except for all the hard work and manure and farm. - @SethMacFarlane
You can tell a lot about a person by watching them have sex with their uncle through a telescope. @JennyJohnsonHi5
I'm probably 0 for 400 in looking for safes behind wall paintings - @dr_ridiculous
You guys, my new podcast, "Ideas I have in my car that I'll never follow up on" will never be available. - @shanenickerson
Last week, we asked for your tweet as a caption to the Twaggie above. Now it's time to vote on the best of the entries we got. Winner gets a T-shirt and an RT! Please only vote once. This was fun! We'll do it again sometime soon.
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If you suffer from a zinc deficiency, you can always lick the nearest battery. - @FakeScience
I went to a gym once, spent 10m. under a weight I couldn't lift, and then staggered home. - @nicotatz
I love the VW Bug but it's so damn small. I can't even fit my CRT monitor on the dashboard! - @TechZader
Today we welcome one of our favorite cartoonists from The New Yorker, Zach Kanin. Enjoy his first Twaggie below!
Disturbed that I have been inert at my desk for 3 hours and no one has attempted CPR. - @ExManOfLetters
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