Team Twaggies's Blog Posts

no. 195 - @rosa

"I just lost a Twitter follower...it's just like when Rome started its decline." @rosa (via @MichaelWann)

no. 194 - @TeenDreaming

Ociffer. I swear to drunk I'm not God. There's no blood in my alcohol system. That's my stuck and I'm story to it. @TeenDreaming

no. 193 - @BadAdviceNurse

Two and a Half Beards #HipsterSitcoms  @BadAdviceNurse

no. 192 - @SethMacFarlane

Life on a farm has gotta be paradise, except for all the hard work and manure and farm. - @SethMacFarlane

no. 191 - @JimGaffigan

Shoot, forgot to do the New York City Marathon. Again. - @JimGaffigan

no. 190 - @JennyJohnsonHi5

You can tell a lot about a person by watching them have sex with their uncle through a telescope. @JennyJohnsonHi5

no. 189 - @Dana_Barzilay

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - @Dana_Barzilay

no. 188 - @dr_ridiculous

I'm probably 0 for 400 in looking for safes behind wall paintings - @dr_ridiculous

no. 187 - @shanenickerson

You guys, my new podcast, "Ideas I have in my car that I'll never follow up on" will never be available. - @shanenickerson

2nd Caption Contest Finalists

Last week, we asked for your tweet as a caption to the Twaggie above. Now it's time to vote on the best of the entries we got. Winner gets a T-shirt and an RT! Please only vote once. This was fun! We'll do it again sometime soon. [polldaddy poll="4500868"]

no. 186 - @FakeScience

If you suffer from a zinc deficiency, you can always lick the nearest battery. - @FakeScience

no. 185 - @nicotatz

I went to a gym once, spent 10m. under a weight I couldn't lift, and then staggered home.  - @nicotatz

no. 184 - @Oatmeal

Tweetdeck needs ctrl+z like pigeons need to start wearing diapers - @Oatmeal

no. 183 - @TechZader

I love the VW Bug but it's so damn small. I can't even fit my CRT monitor on the dashboard! - @TechZader

no. 182 - @ExManOfLetters

Today we welcome one of our favorite cartoonists from The New Yorker, Zach Kanin. Enjoy his first Twaggie below! Disturbed that I have been inert at my desk for 3 hours and no one has attempted CPR. - @ExManOfLetters

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