That better win an award for editing.

Not!

Person 1: My dog has no nose.
Person 2: How does he smell?
Person 1: Awful.

I'm pretty sure light bulbs are little vacuum tubes = no air. That's why they make that funny imploding sound when they break.

Oh Noooooooo!
Awful, awful guns. I'm going to comfort myself with warm soy milk and Prozac, cry a little and sing along with the Indigo Girls.

-Ron

The Californian taxpayers have been doing that for years.

So that's how they make Pilsner Urquel.

Saw this on “Worlds Dumbest Weapons” or some other such show on cable. Apparently, NAPALM was invented for this purpose as a semi-liquid incendiary to be more efficient so that when the bats exploded, the incendiary dripped down the structure.

Chicks just don’t dig sinistral orientation.

Hemoglobin (the stuff in blood that carries oxygen to all of your bits) and myoglobin (the same stuff, only in muscles {ie meat}) has a greater affinity for CO than oxygen. Bad for breathing, good for nice looking steaks I guess.

Where can I buy some of this "photoshop"?

Sorry Stuart, I just made fun of you on the oarfish post for making fun of Mabel and her phobia of hog killers. I am a dope.

Seriously though, aren’t feral hogs are a HUGE problem?
They are introduced species and are wiping out flowers, butterflies and bunnies and such. More cruel rednecks = less 1000lb monsters.

Cool fish!
Dunno how you can be cruel to a dead fish, so keep posting them along with their obligatory creepy Australian counterparts.

You can tuna cat piano, but you can't tuna fish.

Who are the Morans and why do they hate America?

I dunno...looks spurious to me. The muscles controlling the head (Sternocleidomastoid) are connected to the (detached) chest of the dog. Yet it's head appears to move?

Interesting though.