It's the newest barrel-protection in Mirkwood, to keep Dwarves and Hobbits from taking their barrels on a trip down the river... again.

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It's a Civil War era Bouncing Betty. When they didn't have a cannon available, they'd fill this with explosives and roll it down the hill at their enemies.

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It's the next tool that Game of Thrones is going to use to kill off their characters.

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It's the head of a really large, really gruesome pick axe.

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It's a high-pressure beer keg, for the most desperate after-graduation celebrations.

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It's a reversable replacement garden gnome, when they escape. One side is the spike to hold it in the ground, and the other side is their hat!

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It's a scale model of the drilling machine used by the foot clan in the old Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon.

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It's the "Hot Potatoe Holder", for those who tend to drop hot potatoes.

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It's the fastest Orange Juicer known to man.

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This was an early bear trap, before the spring loaded kind were invented. The hunter had to be incredibly fast in order to manually close it when the bear placed his foot on the lower set of spikes.

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When someone volunteers to sleep inside the iron maiden, this is used as a "Practice Iron Maiden". If they enjoy the experience with this restful piece of equipment, they can go full size next.

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It's the best tool for dragging heavy logs across your lawn, to impress people with you great strength.

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This is a prop from that terrible Mario movie from back in the day. This is the reason we're scared of the venus flytraps.

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It's a "cake scoop". The makers of ice cream scoops, with their button to release the ice cream from their special spoon, thought that they could repeat their earlier success with a special fork that could release their piece of cake when they pressed the button as well.

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It's portion control for Ninjas. Sometimes, you only want to stab somebody just a little bit.

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