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It's a lice comb for a wooly mammoth, very rare these days.
Princess Diana - Small
Princess Diana - Small
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It's a Shark Guage. After struggling out of the surf, you put the tool into the wound, count the marks to determine the size of the Shark that bit you.
Everything Is Awesome - Medium
Everything Is Awesome - Medium
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It's an Amish watermelon knife.
What Does the Fox Say? - Blue, Medium
What Does the Fox Say? - Blue, Medium
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Give the blade, the plier grippy bits, the spring in the handle and the locking function, it's got to be a tool for performing circumcisions (I can't write that without feeling very uncomfortable).
Look Out Schrodinger's Cat, It's a Trap! - Black Medium
Look Out Schrodinger's Cat, It's a Trap! - Black Medium
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It's one of the first artificial Christmas trees. Before plastics became common, scientists searched for viable artificial Christmas trees, this early tin example was quite popular although balancing the ornaments on the shelves proved challenging after a couple of eggnogs.
Asterisk Small Black
Asterisk Small Black
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It's a summer pegleg for pirates, properly ventilated to ensure adequate airflow and with a hose attachment for sprinkler fun during pirate downtime.
Asterisk - Black Small
Asterisk - Black Small
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It's a toothpick for the time poor. It allows the user to remove stubborn food particles from all around the tooth in one smooth movement.
Asterisk - Small
Asterisk - Small
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In the depths of the cold war, a CIA engineer built this weapon, "the Loose Ender." Designed to be used in black op assassinations leaving no loose ends, no one that could be linked back to the agency. However, it never made it past the prototype stage, as the engineer was found dead at the testing range.
Asterisk - Small
Asterisk - Small
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It's part of a psychiatric test for the criminally insane. The psychiatrist asks whether the patient sees an item that resembles a duck or a rabbit, notes the answer and then asks the patient to move the beak/ears until it no longer resembles said animal. The patient is determined to be psychotic if he tries to beat the doctor to death with the tool.
Asterisk Small
Asterisk Small
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Asterisk - Small (which seems somehow appropriate)
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Obviously it's an iron for doing pleats.
Call Daddy - XL Black
Call Daddy - XL Black
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Thor was very proud of Mjolnir, until one day he started giving Bruce Banner a bit too much lip. Suffice to say, that's what's left of Mjolnir after "HULK SMASH!!"
Call Daddy XL - Black
Call Daddy XL - Black
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Call Daddy. Black XL
Please
Please
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R2D2's grandpa.
Call Daddy Large/Black
Call Daddy Large/Black
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Owls - Small - Navy