That is a Sports Timer add-on for your sundial.

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"Heel-2-Toe Tools on the go"

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Foot-ware !

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military green

Tool-Mules !

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real answer:
that is a brass paper folder.

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Wow!
Adjustable parallel bars from the Hamster Olympics !

GO USA !!!

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Obviously a 'corn-on-the-cob caddy'. (If only you had included the matching 'butter-basket'...)

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That is a logging sawhorse for fairies.

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TSA Backscatter control box.

N is for "Nude"
E is for "Exposed"
S is for "Stripped"
W is for "WOW !!!"
N is for "Nude" (duh)

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Ahhh...Great find!
The ever elusive 'Ambiguous Lie Detector'

Attach wires to the perp...ask question, the machine tells you what it "thinks" about the answer.

N = "NO !" (2 N's...see how this thing was a tad biased)
S = "Somewhat"
E = "Evidently"
W = "Whatever"

It took a lot of specialized training to become an expert operator of this device.

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p.s. Man, I gotta win me a Pink Freud shirt......!!!!!

This was an unsuccessful precursor to the German's "Enigma" machine.

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This is the original "Surf-n-Turf", (without the water, o' course)

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Lawn Raft

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"Mow & Glow"

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These are used exclusively for constructing wooden spiral staircases. (too bad you don't have the hammer in the pic)...

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