Announcer guy from the movies:

In a world gone mad ... Beauty is shot in the face and left for dead ... but comes back this summer as ... BADASS HYBRID BIRD-OF-PREY

In theaters August 14th

killed it...

I love this site so hard

I just saw this page on the front page of del.icio.us

Was he yapping in English?

Three letters work better, like:

Meh

First ever game of Mouse Trap

@Xopl

Touche

That's a great way to burn the skin off of your palm

Damn! I just found a new career...

That picture is so awesome

I heard that a gallon of milk is more expensive than a gallon of gas now...

I think Alannah set a record today as the first person to use the word mirth correctly in over 300 years

I thought pomo said porno until I read the comments...

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