Looking for that special present for Valentines Day? Get that special someone "Dr. Proctors His and Hers Hemorrhoid Removal Kit". And if you call in the next 30 minutes, we'll throw in an extra large tube of "Industrial Strength Stop-Bleed" free of charge! Just pay shipping and handling. Hurry while supplies last! 1-800-OWC-HIES (This product not recommended by The American Proctological Society.) Catnipped XXL White