They need to provide some kind of privacy screen. And paper towels.

Is Uranus also made out of chocolate?

I love my Cornballer. Ouch, that's hot!

If how often I've heard Mexicans living here say "el negro" or "la negrita" is any indicator I'd say hell yeah.

Serves him right!

I normally associate Steampunk with silly non-functional gears stuck on to stuff for show. This is truly impressive.

How does she get the beetles to hold still while she puts the costumes on them?

"Though more studies are needed on the rats’ motivations..." in other words "We want to find more ways to meddle with animals."

There's not a whole lot of empathy at the facilities that raise the rats to sell, speaking as a person who took a job at one expecting to find happy, well cared for animals and prove the animal rights activists wrong.

You could grow a lot of weed in that silo.

I offered a very nice lady a movie ticket and a beer at the movie in exchange for sex and I didn't get arrested.

Am I the only one who gets a boner from seeing a lady with an assault rifle?

Sounds a little simplistic. I like Chinese lacquer red, aquamarine, and forest green.

When I worked in an office no one knew the janitors by name. I'm not even sure if they registered as people to some of my co-workers. If I wanted to cause some trouble in an office I wouldn't bother with printers- I'd put on a blue shirt and grab a mop.

There are so many pets in need of homes in shelters that there is no need to ever buy one from a breeder.

Those sophisticated hipsters. So ironic.