Lame, neatorama.

Ever since I saw Saddam rockin' the tieless look at his kangaroo trials I've been less inclined to "tie one on," so to speak. (I mean ties, BTW. I'm still an untreated alcoholic)

I am saddened by this trend, however. I would very much like people to look less slovenly. I am reminded of the scene at the end of Martin Scorsese's "Casino," where droves of fat, t-shirt clad Mickey Mouse tourists are seen approaching the gates. I long for a return of classic style to rescue my delicate aesthetic sensibilities from the hideous land of tacky ying and bland, khaki yang that the US has become.

Hey...this might stand a chance of being neato if it weren't for the fact that it's an ancient story that was all over places such as yahoo! news back in MAY.

Thereaderrabbit; good lord, not only are you trying to rationalize-away something which has insulting implications towards conservatives, but you are doing so with a grasp of logic which seems about level with the evangelicals who believe creationism belongs in science class. Actually, I may be selling the creationists short...

Golly gee-whiz, I hope neatorama is pulling our legs by presenting this as legit.

Holy motherfucking shit, I hope neatorama is taking the piss by presenting this as legit.

Fluff. Filler. Drivel.

Don't jump the shark.

Possibly the lamest post I've ever seen on Neatorama. Not neat or special at all. It simply doesn't fit the spirit of the site. Especially disappointing in light of Neatorama's usually high standards. I hope this is an isolated incident, because the competition is fierce out there...