Foiled again! Just when I was about to perpetuate the most delicious, carefully planned pizza post ambiguity fraud in modern times, I get the correction I've dreaded my entire career. Now I'll never know how sweet the payoff would have been.
Obviously these items are not a bunch of bachelor apartment basics for $29.99 at Home Depot or in the Ace Hardware catalog. Do you know how many clocks without some or all of their numbers are for sale right now all over the world, and how many more are hanging on the walls of museums, restaurants, salons and spas, modern hotels and homes, etc.? There are a number of people who are always looking for household and other items that are stylish and modernized. You may not be who they're marketing to, but that doesn't mean there isn't a (relatively large) market.
We have that in common, MC. I don't like opossums and do not think they are cute. They scare me. I've been present for stand-offs between opossums and my dog, neither of which had any desire to back down. Also, my friend John was keeping dog food in a plastic container in his garage. It had a scoop in it, and he stuck his hand in to get the scoop. An opossum was inside and bit his hand. It was an awful wound.