you know what I'm not really that hungry I'm gonna have to pass

I should enter this! I am a tech geek, but I already use a flip phone all the time. Don't need a map or phone book, though- but I could sure use $1,000! And since July first is still three weeks away...

Surely there's a way to prevent this! Isn't there an app for just about everything?

I wonder how many different species (species?) hang out on our faces. Eyelash bugs are different, right? Do they live peacefully together in their own zones, or get into struggles?

Is someone hinting mother's Day gift ideas? Haha

Note: I was struck by the reference to the third millennium BC as "prehistory," so I looked it up. The definition of "prehistory" varies for different places, because "history" begins when a culture has a written language for archiving information.

Oh why is it so satisfying to watch this? Good times!

Oh, fuck no. DST sucks balls and has always been stupid. If you're thinking that why not just stay on standard time?

And don't forget, the water doesn't just disappear - it returns as rain, which makes its way back to the ocean. And it can do amazing damage while returning, not mention supporting crops and, well, life in general.

It's speculated by scientists (and other intellectuals) that the oceans will boil in roughly half a billion years. By then sun will have enlarged enough to do that. I'm aware this isn't accepted as fact by everyone, but it seems about right based on what we know about the life of stars.

Eventually they will as Sol gets hotter. But that won't happen for a long, long time. By then the Minnesota Vikings will have won at least one Super Bowl.

I used to eat white rice and salt exclusively. Then, my grandma introduced me to pickles - that broke the spell of white rice and salt, and now I eat everything. Damn pickles!

ok this is epic

I liked grape jelly sandwiches with potato chips in them.

I absolutely loved this. This is just my sense of humour. Thanks for the laughs.