..what about the abbreviation??

A kitten is riding a tortoise.
This renders your argument invalid.

This is similar to where you can take any number, put it in word form (e.g. 500 becomes 'five hundred') and count the letters, (five hundred = 11 letters). Now take that number and do the same (eleven). Repeat the process (eleven = 6 letters), six = 3 letters, three = 5 letters, five = 4 letters. No matter what number you choose, you will Always get 4 in the end.

Uh, oh, I just discovered you DO have categories. Well, it looks like you don't need any improvements now!

I think Neatorama doesn't really need improvements, and this is the first website I check every day (other than Facebook). There is one thing I think you should consider though. If you haven't already, you should categorize your posts like Oddee does. I hope I don't look like an idiot and you already have and I just haven't figured that out yet. Nevertheless, consider this idea. For the readers? It could make the contests and "What is it?" games easier to find. Farewell, and consider this idea!
For what I want, it's the "Backwards Clock".

I love it! Though the glasses themselves should be tinted green.

It's a harrow.

I figured it out. The questions from cleverbot are the questions other people ask it.

It's an old egg timer.

It's a cover for your shotgun so the powder doesn't get wet?