This is an adapted "Prince Harry" piercing machine, for those who like the idea of a Prince Albert, but want something that really grabs your attention.

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We had considered Jadzia for our daughter, as well as Melisande.

Those don't appear to be "rear wings" at all. It seems more feasible that the feathers they are finding are just wing feathers that ended up overlapping the rear legs after the death of the animal. Some paleontologist just wanted some attention.

This looks like a ribbon splitter for seamstresses. It slices a wide ribbon into half its width.

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It is a do-it-yourself tongue piercing machine: insert tongue, roll it forward with the knob, slide the little grey button forward, voila'! You now have the power to irritate any parent you may meet in your travels by merely speaking to them while your tongue stud clicks constantly on your teeth! It sells itself!

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This is a torture device used during the Spanish Inquisition. Easy to use! Simply insert testicles, and twist- you'll have those warlocks converted in no time! Note the interesting patina from years of use...

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Touche', Sir Joseph

Agreed Larry! I just introduced my kids to the awesomeness that is Elvis Presley, and Hound Dog was the first song of his we got, followed by Jailhouse Rock. It's great to find gems of information like this to give my kids more than just a love of songs...but the history that goes along with them!

It wouldn't be Klimt's "The Kiss" had he done that.

The depiction of Hatshepsut looks more like she was afflicted with some form of dwarfism. Egyptians were very good at depicting proportional, though stylized human forms. Look at her legs, clearly not in proportion to her body, as is the case in many forms of dwarfism.

What the passengers are thinking, "Is that guy a ZOMBIE? He kind of looks like a zombie...Omg, I hope he's not a zombie!".
What Beon is thinking, "Don't look like a zombie, don't look like a zombie, don't look like a zombie!"

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Wait till he tries to get up and finds that he's cemented to the floor by 10 years worth of old gum.

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Excellent article! I never realized that was John Colicos! Galactica AND Star Trek- a double dipping of awesome!

It is a gender preference forehead brand. M for men, W for women...No more uncomfortable situations brought about by being hit on by the unpreferred gender at bars or parties- Now, everyone will know which way you swing!

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