My five-year-old daughter was quietly playing with her Barbie dolls and one of her older brother's soldiers this past Sunday when she looked up thoughtfully at me and said, "Daddy, do you think G.I. Joe was ever forced to wear high-heels?"

Priceless.

"Fuel Gauge VS Wallet, serene green, medium
(or perhaps "NeatoTurtle" in natural as alt)